From: John Hudgens
                        TOP TEN LINES FROM STAR TREK V

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10. Captain! There's a horrible life-form on your head! Oh, sorry...
    it's just your hairpiece...

 9. Surprise! Those aren't dilithium crystals - they're Folger's crystals!

 8. Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an actor... waitaminnit...

 7. Don't let Kirk show you what he calls the "Captain's Log"...

 6. Computer analysis of the tape reveals it really *is* Rob Lowe.

 5. Geez, I'm *sick* of you guys!

 4. It's been a century since they changed your planet's name from "Earth"
    to "Trump".

 3. Oh yeah? Well, beam *this* up, pal!

 2. What the hell is Don King doing here?

 
 And the number one line from Star Trek V.......
 
 
 1. Screw the Final Frontier, let's go see Batman!

 



            Top Ten fun things to do aboard the USS Enterprise-D:

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10. Keeping up with the Riker vs. Kirk vs. women betting pool

 9. Giving Worf A noogie

 8. Ordering pizza from Domino's then going 30 minutes into the future just
    to piss them off (haha, free pizza!)

 7. Secretly replacing the dilithium crystals with New Folger's crystals

 6. Reprogramming the computer to play the theme to "Jeopardy" during self-
    destruct sequence

 5. Watching Captain Picard do his Mr. Clean impression

 4. Calling down to the transporter room, ask if they've beamed aboard
    Prince Albert in a can

 3. Tribble sex!

 2. Skeet shooting the shuttlecraft


And the nuber one fun thing to do aboard the USS Enterprise-D......
 
 
 1. Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data