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Meyer ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================================================== ================================================================== ========== ========== =========== Star Trek: The Next Generation =========== ============ ============ ============ Episode 23 ============ ============ ============ =========== A Galaxy Far, Far Away (part 2) =========== ========== ========== ================================================================== ============================================================== Sponsors: Life Sabres Candy - Now in Bubble Gum! Last time, on Star Trek: The Next Generation, we entered the Star Wars universe and encountered the Millinium Falcon with Leia, Solo, Luke, and Chewbacca. After mistaking a battlestation for a moon, we found the crew at the mercy of Darth Vader. With the help of Wesley, they, or actually he, defeats Vader, but... Troi: With all our attention on the binar episode, we should be more attentive to the new ship approaching. Solo: Oh No! It's the Emperor. =========================================================================== Now, the continuation of A Galaxy Far, Far, Away. =========================================================================== Scene 6: -------- Picard: [yelling at ceiling] Now hear this! Red alert, this is a red alert! Seperate saucer section! Klaxon on loud! Arm torpedos and phasers on full! Everyone to their assigned cabins! Children first! Close all shopping areas! Evacuate pool area! Evacuate anti-gravity gym! Secure everyone in safety belts! Cancel sale at Halley's. All personnel wearing jewelry should... Riker: Excuse me, sir. [Yells at ceiling] The girls in my cabin should go back to their own cabins. [the sounds of disappointed groans can be heard...Riker blushes] Holodeck, stop prostitute program. [Turns to Picard] Thank you sir. [grins] Solo: Are we gonna just stand here or do you have a plan? Picard: Of course I plan! Riker? Riker: Sir? Picard: The plan, Riker. Tell him what the plan is. Riker: Are we surrendering? Solo: Would you stop yapping and get a plan together. Picard: I wasn't planing on surrendering? Counselor? Troi: I think we should fight him. Picard: Fight? Troi, that's the last thing I would expect to hear from you. Solo: [grabbing Riker's and Picard's phasers] I'll handle this my way. Troi: This mind I sense is very powerful...very old and evil... He would never give in unless he died. [bridge doors open as Luke enters the shuttlecraft bay] Picard: Ah! Glad you came in. Welcome. Solo: Luke. The ... Luke: ...emperor is coming. Yes I felt him. [Picard, Riker, and Troi look at each other in amazement. They move away from Luke slowly] Yar: Sir, the shuttlecraft door in Bay 3 has been opened and detectors sense one life form is in there. Picard: Quickly! Everyone to docking Bay 4! Riker: Four? Troi: Sir... [Solo exits] Picard: Yeah. Didn't you just hear what Yar just said? Troi: [impatiently] Sir... Riker: She said three... not four. Picard: Well...err...I thought that we could surprise him when he came by docking bay four. Troi: [almost yelling] Sir! Picard: [whining] What!? Troi: Yar is supposed to be dead! [Luke nods head and smiles at stupidity of Captain and first officer] Luke: Maybe it was the force. [leaves in an uncontrollable fit of laughter] [everyone else shrugs shoulders and all follow Luke] =========================================================================== Scene 7: -------- Emperor: So, Luke... we meet for the first time for the last time. Luke: Sorry Emperor, but this is Star Trek and Star Wars. You are sure to lose here. Even saying lines from Spaceballs won't help you now. [light sabre is ignited] woooooozzzzz... Emperor: Ah, lets party! [light sabre is ignited] wooooozzzzz... woozzz, wizzz, crackle, fizzzzz, wozzzzoozozzoooo Luke: Give up Emperor. I have the good force. [rest of crew looks on in awe] Emperor: I'm not even working up a sweat. This is too easy. Solo: You want to sweat a little? [fires phaser at Emperor] bweeeepppp! Emperor: ow. [gestures toward Solo, who is somehow lifted off the ground and slams into the wall] [Luke takes advantage of the situation, and hits the emperor in the side with the sabre] Picard & Riker: Yay!!!!! Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke!!!! Luke: Victory is mine, evil emperor. Emperor: Shit! My new robe is messed up! You will pay for this! [Holds hands toward toward Luke and bolts of energy shoot out and hit Luke] Luke: AAEEEIII!!!! =========================================================================== Scene 8: -------- Emperor: Heh, heh, heh. [energy bolts continue] [Picard, Riker and Troi look on with shock.] Troi: Stop! Please! [Troi is lifted into the air and lands next to Luke and now also is hit be the energy bolts] Luke: AAEEEIII! Troi: Oh the pain! (How many of you netters knew this was coming...?) Emperor: Heh, heh, heh...huh? [suddenly, the emperor fades and disappears] [all is silent, as the lights in the bay begin to glow brighter] Picard: Hmmm... ya think he ran out of batteries? Solo: Ohhh...what happened? Worf: <> [Han wakes up] Solo: Huh? Where'd he go? Picard: [yelling at bright lights] Go ahead Wes. Wesley: <> Riker: [to captain] Let me handle this. He's my responsibility. [to ceiling] Wesley. Explain. [Luke and Solo get up and look at Troi who seems to be unconscious they go over to help her] Wesley: <> Riker: Well, good. Keep it contained for a few minutes. Riker out. Picard: Well, that explains the brighter lights. Riker: Well, I'm gonna go to the holodeck and finish with that program I was working on. [grins] Picard: Well, I'll see you later. Well, Will, while we wonder what Wesley... Solo: Hey idiots! [Picard and Riker look at Solo] What about your crew member here? Riker: Oh, she was fun for a while. You can take her. Luke: She's dead. Riker: Oh... well you can bury her too. Solo: Let's get out of here. [Chewbacca and Leia Enter] Chewie, carry her to the ship. Chewie: AAAARRRGGG! Luke: Sis, you and Chewie both look worn out. What's been going on? Leia: Let's just say that while I kept Data busy, Chewie kept Worf busy. Chewie: I LIVE FOR THIS! ARGGGG! [everyone exits] ========================================================================== Scene 9: -------- [everyone enters Bay 2] [All but Luke enter Millinean Falcon.] Luke: May the force be with you. [enters ship] Picard & Riker: Sure.. You too. [Riker and Picard exit Bay and enter hallway] Picard: [looking at ceiling] Wesley! Get us home! Riker: [grins] Picard: What are you grinning about now. Riker: Oh nothing I guess... [grins some more] [sounds of engines firing and the ship leaving] Riker: Well, [still grinning] I think I'm gonna miss her. Picard: Nah...I talked to the binars and they reprogrammed Minuet. Catch my drift? [winks] [Riker & Picard start laughinging hysterically] =========================================================================== Epilogue: --------- Solo: Those people were asses! Vader: Ohhh... Luke: Dad's waking up. Drop him off on the fifth planet of endor. That'll keep him unconscious but his suit should keep him alive. Chewie: ARRRGGG!! I LIKE STRONG WOMEN! Leia: Oh great! Now we'll hear Chewie talking like Worf... Luke: [looking at Troi] Poor girl. Look at her. Her beautiful face, her wonderful shape, her lovely eyes, her lips, her sexually provocative legs, her low neck line showing off her...her...! [kisses her delicately on lips] Troi: Oh..? [opens eyes] Solo: Huh? How? Luke: Err...never underestimate the power of the force. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=