Original Message Date: 09 Oct 91 01:17:00 From: Iain Twolan To: All Subj: Trek tagline list 1/2 ^AEID:10f9 00112d41 Ok, here we go. Here's the first edition of the Star Trek Tagline List. This list includes only material which was used in taglines as opposed to originlines, partly because I wasn't checking origin lines but also because the number of characters allowed in most origin lines is greater than that in allowed for taglines in off-line readers. SOme of the taglines are my own creations, and others have been scrounged off of FIDO and RIME nets. Anyway, here we are! What all the best dressed posts are wearing these days: :) It's Ensign Pillsbury... He's bread, Jim! It's Ensign Hillbilly.... He's Jed, Jim! It's Ensign Gorby.... He's red, Jim! It's Ensign Letter.... He's zed, Jim! It's Ensign Metal.... He's lead, Jim! It's Chief O'Brien.... He's wed, Jim! It's Ensign Book.... He's read, Jim! It's Ensign Bill.... He's Ted, Jim! It's Ensign Dog.... He's shed, Jim! It's Ensign Tribble.... He's bred, Jim! It's Ensign Zeppelin.... He's Led, Jim! It's Ensign Flintstone... He's Fred, Jim! It's Ensign Toboggan.... He's sled, Jim! It's Ensign Prisoner.... He's fled, Jim!" It's Ensign Barr.... She's fed, Jim! It's Ensign Horse.... He's Ed, Jim! It's Spock.... He said, "Jim!" It's Ensign Judge.... He's Dredd, Jim! It's Ensign Doctor.... He's Med, Jim! It's lieutenant Colonel Ollie North... He's shred, Jim! It's Ensign Clampett... he's Jed, Jim! It's Ensign Rosebud.... He's sled, Jim! Dr.McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. - Spock He's dead Jim; take his phaser & I'll get his wallet! Saving my money for when they get Phaser Printers! Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a Tagline Writer! What do you mean I only get 60 characters? - Ardra How do I set my phaser printer on stun? "Cogito ergo oink: I think, therefore I ham"- W.Shatner Canadian Nomad: IMPERFECT! IMPERFECT! MUST MOLSONIZE!! Political Correctness is a Borg plot. Klingon Date Central -- Life Insurance at Premium Rates! "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" - "A 2x4, Sir?" A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away He's got a Magnet! Everybody BACKUP!! - Cmdr. Data What do I do 1st in the morning? Go home. - Lt. Tasha Yar Men are worth what you pay for them! - Lwaxanna Troi Engineers do it with wrenches - Geordi LaForge Orcs get all the girls - Lt. Worf Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it -Spock You want a TAG-line?? TAG! You're it! - Q Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines - J.L.Picard "Fire, Mr. Worf!" Cat Rights: 9 lives, captivity + pursuit of mice - Spot Cogito ergo byte: I think therefore I ROM - Data Crewman Green, step on that rock! Do you feel Lucky, punk??? - Capt.Data, REDEMPTION II CONT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> === * SLMR 2.0 * Canadian DOS Prompt - EH?\> --- InterPCB 1.39b * Origin: CrossRoads // Kingston, Ont. Canada (1:249/1)