Original Message Date: 26 Feb 92 01:34:00 From: Iain Twolan To: All Subj: Tagline 1 of 7 ... Scotty! I've fallen and I can't beam up!! ...A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.... ...that birth was much more orderly! - Worf "...Comfortable chair." --- Worf "... I'm insulted." - Spock "..died in their sleep.""What a terrible way to die."Worf "=Human= rights. Even your language is racist!" "Alright Scotty, Upload Me !!" "At least we know they aren't new enemies, No.1" - Picard "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" - "A 2x4, Sir?" "Cogito ergo oink: I think, therefore I ham"- W.Shatner "Comfortable chair" - Worf, sitting in the captain's seat "Extra pickles. A warriors condiment." -Worf "Fascinating!" - (Guess who :) "Fire, Mr. Worf!" "Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!" --- Fajo "I am NOT a merry man!" --- Worf "I did not beat him. I busted him up." - Data "I am Betazed, hear me empathize!" - Deanna Troi "I see. It is precisely because I am _not_ human." -Data "If they catch us we're dead." "I've been dead before." "Just as you should, Captain. Just as you should." "Live long and proper" -- H'mmer, of Vulcan. "Make it so." - Jean-Luc Picard "Micro brain"? It's more of a "mini" really... "Not now, dear. Mother's chopping some wood." - L.Troi "Number One, buy me a pontiac!" "Parting is such sweet sorrow..." - General Chang "Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye, sir! 2 by 4 or 2 by 6?" "She's ready, Jim... lock and load!" - McCoy "Take my Worf... please." "Tell her I feel fine." - Spock "This is fun ..." - McCoy "Urine should only be green if you're Mr. Spock." "We are condemming supplies and things." - Uhura "We come in peace; shoot to kill... Scotty, Beam me up!" "We need freedom and living space" KIRK: "Hitler, 1938." "We surrender." - Jean-Luc Picard "Well... it's gotta be good for SOMETHING..." - Uhura "Why not? The one who did this to you is...." "You Picards...You're all so _stodgy_." -Q "You have justified my father's faith" "And you my son's" =I= am the elder brother, Kurn. - Worf _To_Serve_Man_ - ahh yes. A classic. - Armus A very passionate kiss in the torpedo bay - Data A lot has changed in the last 300 years - Picard A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! - D. Troi A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice. A few more questions, Mr.Computer... - Moriarty Ahh.. I see Deanna is already into her cups. - Riker Amok time is now!! An ancient Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China. Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! - Q And now a quote from Counsellor Troi: "" And now a quote from Lt. Worf:"No quotes." And we can't even talk to these people - Troi And Keeper [kick] of the Holy [kick] Rings [kick] of Betazed And now a quote from Will Riker:"" And now a quote from Captain Spock:"" And now a quote from Lt. Worf: "" And now a quote from Dr.McCoy: "" Anti-grav, transporters and phasers, my, my. - Tasha Yar Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? AT&T Subspace : The next best thing to beaming there! Baby needs a new pair of shoes. - Data, "The Royale" baHh 'oH ta'taH tlhInganpu Beam me up Scotty. No intelligent life on this BBS! Being Q means never having to say you're sorry! - Q Borg-U-Baste: the meal of champions! BorgBurgers - We do it our way. Yours is irrelevant. bortaS bIrjablu'Dl'reH QaQqu' nay (Revenge is a dish...) But Captain, I protest ... I am NOT a merry man! But I would give much to able to =taste= my meal - Data Can you see me, Captain Kirk?... I can see you.. - Chang Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? Canadian Nomad: IMPERFECT! IMPERFECT! MUST MOLSONIZE!! CANON IS IRRELEVANT - ALL will be assimulated into R'nold Cap'n this t'glin dinna' say ennythin! Capt., experiments show that dead puppies aren't much fun Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris. Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons - Spock Cat Rights: 9 lives, captivity + pursuit of mice - Spot CHEKOV: "Do you want to go back?!" MCCOY: "No!" Chief O'Brien, now would be a good time. Chocolate is serious business. - Deanna Troi Cogito ergo byte: I think therefore I ROM - Data Cogito ergo byte: I think therefore I RAM - Data Commander, with all due respect...BEGONE! - Worf Counsellor T'Pryn: Tea (Earl Grey, hot) and sympathy. Crewman Green, step on that rock! CRY HAVOC...AND LET SLIP THE HOUNDS OF WAR!!! - Chang CT2. Canon Terminator 2. Starring R'nold Schwartzenegger. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a cocktail waitress Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a Tagline Writer! DANGER WESLEY CRUSHER DANGER:Off-topic messages! DANGERRR Data does it in serial... - Tasha Yar Data uses Energizers; his mouth keeps going, and going... Deanna, her breasts large, shading a small boy. Dear Jean Luc - hate the UFP, hate you, taking Vash. - Q Detonate and energize! NO WAIT, I MEANT .......... Did somebody fire a =phaser=?!!?!? - Scotty Didn't Darwin debunk Cartoonists? - Wesley Crusher Dispatch a message to Adm.Hanson: we have enaged the BORG Do you mind if I hold the phaser? - Lt. Valeris Do you feel Lucky, punk??? - Capt.Data, REDEMPTION II Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Ask Data. Docking Starships involves Berth control - M.Scott Does an android pope speak "ex cathode"? - Data Don't shoot till you see the red of his eye!! Don't let it end like this.... - Chancellor Gorkon Don't Think!!!!! SCHEME !!!!! - Cmdr Sela Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it -Spock Dr.McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion? Drop the guy with the pointy ears - NBC, June, 1965. Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble. Engineers do it with wrenches - Geordi LaForge Enterprise-A is held together with polygrip. - M.Scott EUGENE WESLEY RODDENBERRY AUG.19, 1921 - OCT.24, 1991 Excuse me... what does God need with an echo? Ferengi: Insurance Salesmen of the Galaxy For a good time call Uhura, 1-800-TOS-TREK For payment how about pieces of silver? -Chang to Valeris Friends don't let friends drink and drive - Chang From South Dakota--where Dances With Tribbles was filmed From the Bridge of the Kobayashi Maru... From this time forward, you will service...Us - Locutus Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore! Give me a a tall ship and a star to steer her by... Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom! Good lord, what happened to my ears?? - The Human Spock Good baby. Nice name. - Worf. Growl for me! Let me know you still care!! - Q Guess who's coming to dinner.... - Pavel Chekov Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel Hailing frequency? Open it yourself! He is BITING that female! - Lol He's dead Jim; take his phaser & I'll get his wallet! He's got a Magnet! Everybody BACKUP!! - Cmdr. Data He's your pet Borg, *YOU* get him fixed! Hey ... I don't REMEMBER XXX programs in the holodecks .. Hoist by his own Picard. No, Petard! How JLP got the girls:My other starship is a Galaxy Class How do I set my phaser printer on stun? How is this for diplomacy----Shoot them all! - Kirk Humans have a way of turning up when you least expect 'em I admire gall. - Worf I can see that I have =much= to teach you -Worf to Geordi I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause ... I would never curse you by making you human - Q I don't understand it either - Worf on Human humour I have been, and always shall be, your friend. - Spock I am Bjorn, of Borg. I was born this way! What's your excuse? - Worf I don't steal taglines - I replicate them. I am preparing to toast a marsh melon - Spock I don't trust Klingons. I never have and I never will. I am incapable of forgetting. - Data I am programed in multiple pleasure techniques - Data I thought it was set on STUN!! I can't believe I kissed you! - James Kirk I already know you hated it, shut up. - D.Troi I understand your concern. Request Denied. -Data I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien - Worf I can not become nervous - Data I shall leave you as you left me... - Khan I know this ship like the back of my hand Zzzz... I =AM= pushing! - Kieko I feel pain! =Great= pain! - D.Troi I am older than you can imagine. - Anya I'd pay real money if he'd just shut-up. - Leonard McCoy I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules - Q I'll be on the bridge as soon as I get my pants on. I'm from Iowa; I just work in outer space. - Kirk I'm a replicated Tagline. I'm dead, Jim. - Ensign Expendable I'm dead, Jim - Nobody I'm sorry Captain, your message is breaking-up - H.Sulu I'm a Trekker, not a Trekkie. I'm a TREKoholic... and =proud= of it! I'm sorry. DEANNA.100b is presently in Betazoid Testing. I'm a Trekkie, not a Trekker. I'm just a Trek fan, 'nuff said. IDIC: Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations If life's a dream, I wanna wak up on the Enterprise!! If "Q" were castrated, would he become "O"?? If I were human, I would say... - Spock If I were Khan, I would say "Kiirrrrrrrk"! Ignore him... He took too much LDS at Berkley - Kirk I have to see him... - Beverly going to view Jack's body In case of phaser attack, follow these instructions Iow-a, Iow-a, it's off to space I go-a.... Is that funny? Is that a joke? ---- Data It is a good day to die.- Worf It's Spock.... He said, "Jim!" It's Ensign Judge.... He's Dredd, Jim! It's Ensign Horse.... He's Ed, Jim! It's Ensign Clampett... he's Jed, Jim! It's Ensign Cranium... He's head, Jim. It's Ensign Pillsbury... He's bread, Jim! It's Ensign Pumpernickel... He's bread, Jim. It's Ensign Coward: He's fled, Jim! It's Ensign Barr.... She's fed, Jim! It's Ensign Sneaker... He's Ked, Jim. It's our way... it's the Klingon way! - Kurn, son of Morg It's lieutenant Colonel Ollie North... He's shred, Jim! It's Ensign Doctor.... He's Med, Jim! It's Ensign Toboggan.... He's sled, Jim! It's Chief O'Brien.... He's wed, Jim! It's Ensign Groom... He's wed, Jim. It's Ensign Book.... He's read, Jim! It's Ensign Metal.... He's lead, Jim! It's Ensign Letter.... He's zed, Jim! It's Ensign Hillbilly.... He's Jed, Jim! It's Ensign Goodyear... He's tread, Jim. It's Ensign Gorby.... He's red, Jim! It's Ensign Prisoner.... He's fled, Jim!" It's Ensign Bill.... He's Ted, Jim! It's Ensign Roosevelt... He's Ted, Jim. It's Ensign Estrian... He's ped, Jim. It's Ensign Flintstone... He's Fred, Jim! It's Ensign Retreat... He's fled, Jim. It's Ensign Rosebud.... He's sled, Jim! It's Ensign Zeppelin.... He's Led, Jim! It's Ensign Tribble.... He's bred, Jim! It's Ensign Pedigree... He's bred, Jim. It's Ensign Dog.... He's shed, Jim! It's too early in the morning for that Star Trek stuff! It's worse than that, it's physics Jim! Jean-Luc, there is something I want to tell you..-Crusher Jim Beam up, Scotchy! Join the Group Mind - become a Borg KIRK: Call me if there is any other way to screw up KIRK: "They're animals!" SPOCK: "Jim, they are dying." Kirk? He knows how to spoil a good dinner... - Gorkin Klingon philosophy - Do unto others (period!) Klingon Date Central -- Life Insurance at Premium Rates! Klingons do =not= allow themselves to be probed! - Worf Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true! Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that? Lessee, so-'n-so would go in this circle of Hell and..- Q Let history never forget the name... Enterprise. - Picard Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it! - Spock Life is irrelevant - Marvlutus, the Paranoid Borg Lighten up, dude! Life is like, too short, y'know.-D.Troi Live at the Met, Mr.Worfiano Pavoroti... Live long and then drop dead. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell *BAD*! Looks like it's just us handsome. - Pulaski Love me...love my huskies! - D.Troi Love me...love my butler! - Lwaxanna Troi Lower than Borg parts at the bottom of the gravity well. Make it bust a move! - Jean Luc Mo Dee. Mary Poppins ... first of the Q to visit earth. May fortune favour the foolish - J.Kirk, ST4:TVH Men are worth what you pay for them! - Lwaxanna Troi "Micro brain"? It's more of a "mini" really... Mr.Worf... fire. - Riker, "Best of Both Worlds, Part.I" My comm port + your comm port = wakawaka - Data Nice legs; for a human. - Worf No, #1, there is no Santa Claus. - Jean Luc Picard No playing it safe. I want FULL relish, Mr.Sulu! - Kirk No Warp? Worf, Data .. get out and push .. I'll steer! Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going, and going..- Tasha Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more - D.Troi Oh the PAIN of it all! We are DOOMED -Dr. Z. Smith-Troi Oh, very funny, Worf. Eat any good books lately? - Q Orcs get all the girls - Lt. Worf Pack up your tribbles in your old kit bag Paramount is building excitement...or is that Pontiac? Pardon me sir, but that's DAMN cold blooded! - O'Brien Pee Wee, in the dark, his arm in motion. Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen... (Aack! Phptht!) Perhaps you would be happier in another job? - Data Picard for President in '92! Make it so......... Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold. - Q Ping, Pong and Prosper. Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons. - Spock Please Captain, not in front uh de Klin'ons Political Correctness is a Borg plot. Pontiac is irrelevant; you will buy VCRs for your car. Queen to Queen's level three Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives - Spot RCA VCR's are irrelevant * Locutus of the Pontiac Request permission to clean up the bridge...sir. - Worf Rrrrrrromulans have rrrrrridges (on their foreheads)! Rule #167: niether a borrower nor a lender be. - Robin Sadam Hussien is a pawn of Khan Noonian Singh!!! Saving my money for when they get Phaser Printers! Say the best. Think the rest!! - D.Troi Scott me up, Beamie! Scotty!, Hurry, beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER Scotty, =now= would be a good time. - Pavel Chekov STIV Seen Tasha Yar? Call the Tasha hotline at 1-800-TNG-TREK Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines - J.L.Picard She canna take any more or she'll blow! - Scotty Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Womulins! Shoot at Will. THANK you Data, I mean, Number One - Picard Shut up, Data! - Jean Luc Picard Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you! - McCoy Shut up Wesley! - Everyone Sometimes you have to take chances. - Ro Llaran Spank you very much? - W.Riker Spock... you look a bit... green. Spock's Brain, Elvis' Body -- Think about it! Star Trek Bimbo of the Week: Zsa Zsa Gabor Star Trek is irrelevant....You are irrelevant... Stardate 12.06.91 - The End Is Coming! Stardate 99999.99 - The End Is Coming! Stardate 12.06.91 - The End is Here?! SubporghveQ qaStaH Subspace Communication: Next best thing to beaming there. Tag Lines are irrelevent. tasporghveQ petlheD! Telepathy is minding someone else's business - L.Troi Thank you, Mr.Data. - J.L. Picard That was setting #1;Anyone want to see setting #2?:Guinan That's enough Data. The keyboard .... how quaint. The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted... The Great Bird is a Pheonix! The Borg have neither honor or courage. - Worf The beatings shall continue until morale improves.- Worf The game is =afoot=... uh, Geordi! - Data The Star Trek Saga - From One Generation to the Next The Klingon Empire will =never= yield!! The Enterprise Princess... now commanded by Capt.Stubbing THE HUMAN ADVENTURE IS JUST BEGINNING - G.Roddenberry The Federation is evil but I must obey it -Jean Luc Blake The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few. The female... hurls heavy objects - Worf TheBorgAreBackAn'TheresGonnaBeTroubleHeyNaHeyNa.... Their 5-year mission: to boldly split infinitives! Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all Ther'once was a woman from Venus, whose body was shaped.. There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown There's no one like Homn.There's no one like Homn.-L.Troi These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. This _is_ the garden spot of Seti Alpha Six! This Tagline is a lie programmed by Valeris. Threatening us with an inoperative weapon took gall -Worf Timbor, his arms open.... TNG - A SPACE ODYSSEY; "My God - it's full of Yars!" TNG - The Next Geriatrics? To boldly go where no man... where no ONE has gone before To boldly go where no Pontiac.. uh VCR.. has gone before? To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To boldly go where no one has gone before. To boldly go where no man has gone before. To be a famous actor like Wm Shatner call 1-800-HAM-IT-UP Tonight we celebrate, for tomorrow we may all die! - Kurn TOS Anonymous: Support Group for for the Next Generation. Transmit the following on all frequencies: We surrender. Trek Classic -- Who Needs Another Generation? Trekkies of the world, get a life! TROI:I feel pain, =great= pain! RIKER: Glad you liked it! Typical Binar Ping-Pong score: 10101 to 10011 Unable to locate Tea, Earl Grey, Hot -- Operator Halted! Valeris Software: When You Need To Lie The Very Best! Warp 10: It's not just a good idea, IT'S THE LAW! Warp 5... enagage. No, no, Mr.Data, more clutch! We shop for things. Things that make cheap music.- CDleds We don't all keep our genitals in the same place, Kirk. We were once as you are now. - Picard We make photons the old fashion way. We burn stuff We will be victorious at any cost. * Worf We look for tings;Tings that go at the bottem of messages We look for things. Things that make us go. We've replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals! Well, 0011010010001011 to you too! - The Binars Wesley Crusher, please check the airlock seal. SLAM! WSSH What happened? Did their rubber band break? - Geordi What do I do 1st in the morning? Go home. - Lt. Tasha Yar What do you mean I only get 60 characters? - Ardra What CAN you get a nudist for their wedding? - D.Troi What if they went... nowhere? - Leonard "Bones" McCoy What =is= it with you?! - Leonard McCoy What? Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!? When I said "die" I meant my hair. -Kirk at his trial ST6 When the train comes in, everybody rides - Riker Where no man has...where no ONE has...ah to heck with it! Why be anyone else when you can be me? - W.Riker "Why not? The one who did this to you is...." With the first link, a chain is forged - Jdg. Aaron Satie Worf just needs a good hug. YarFan, n. 1.Trekkie obsessed with ropes and chainsaws Yes, fully functional. Even Fahrvergngen power! - Data YO! Picard! That jus ain't logical! - S'talone of Vulcan You may give birth now. - Worf You are smart. Can you make us go? You want a TAG-line?? TAG! You're it! - Q You're so stolid! You weren't like that before the beard! Your blood will paint the way to the future - Gowron It's the Klingon way... but it is not *my* way. - Worf Prune juice. A warrior's drink! - Worf "...for it is the doom of men that they forget." - Merlin "Look out Earth, the slime's comin' home!" "Oh, Rimmer...you ARE a smeghead!" 668 - The Neighbor of the Beast A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. Beware of quantum ducks: quark, quark. Come back, Blake -- all is forgiven! Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe Halted. Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time! Galactica Software....Even Cylons use it!!! He who dies with the most software WINS! Hell hath no pizza How come the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star? I am a Time Lord...I walk in Eternity. I get death threats from Thanatos. I am not a man, I am a free number! I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid and I'm not going. I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. I've got to go to the Bat room, Robin. It's not my planet monkeyboy. Life would be easier if I had the source code... Megadodo Publications - all the print that's fit to book MilliHelen: The beauty required to launch one ship. MIND READER FIRED FOR LEAVING BOOK MARKS IN FOREHEADS Monolith Mall: My god! It's full of stores! Morbeus, something is approaching from the Southwest. My alien was abducted by taglines! Network XXIII where 2's company and 3's an audience. No Commander, I meant the OTHER battlestar. Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator! Ottawa - Capital of the World (according to Isaac Asimov) Quasar, Quasar, Burning Bright. Relativity all depends on how you look at it! RENDEVOUS WITH RAMA, RETURN TO RAMA, + RAMA-LAMA-DIN-DANG Shocking cock up, the mice were furious. Sirius Cybernetics - Looking for a few good programmers.. Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons! Spaceballs - The Tagline. That frood sure knows where his towel is. Tyrell Corporation - More real than real. Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator! Vampires always prey before they go to bed. When your IQ rises to 28, sell. Will I dream, Dave? You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? Yoyodyne Propulsions Sys,Inc - The 7th Dimension + Beyond "Better silent than stupid" - Echo Lurker's Motto. (BOOT) - Martin Pollard But... we're still looking for nuclear wessels! - Dolores DEATH TO CRAY-ONS! Delirious from lack of turkey and ham... - ZF Denise Crosby has a voice like a chalkboard in heat. Did you pool builder run off to Mexico, too? - Bill Hayes EchoGhods do it with Posts! EchoWeenie Alert!! - Mario Alaniz For a good time call 404-594-1315...ask for Marshall - ZF Happy New Year, Julia Caitlin Hughes, 6lbs, 18" 12/31/91 Has anyone seen my 80+ msgs download yet? - Samantha Neal Hey! Look everyone, I'm a tagline! Thanks Iain! ;) I guess you should just call me Whacky Wita, then- Rita S I'm not the moderator, but I am one of his vices..- Zorch I've got the distinct feeling I've done this before -Wm.F I.T. Came From Outerspace! It's just a Zorch thang... - ZF It's that missing piece of chromosome, isn't it?-Rosemary It's kinda like a sofa top of fame. - Rosemary Ighel Just when you though it was safe to watch TNG... - ZF Le Grat says: "Don't worry, be tasty." LES NESMAN FOR COMMUNICATIONS CHIEF!! - Tom Restivo Makes em wonder what we've been doing - Romana No, my pool builder ran off to Antares VI, Why? -Rosemary No one on the Enterprise sweats... - Rita Smith Only Shatner could go to Sy Sperling's. - Tom R. Oooo!! "Mothra" is coming on in a moment.. UNCUT! - Zorch Open your own *&%&^*(%& hailing frequencies!!!! - Bill H. So sue me! I'm only a High School Senior!!! - Samantha N. Spaghetti & Fried Chicken - a keyboard's worst nightmare Sulfuric acid on my genitalia is nicer than NY - Scott R. The return of Tashula!!!! Yar of the Undead!!!! - ZF There goes my on-line rendition of the Sistine Chapel -TR THIS IS THE VOICE OF WORLD CONTROL - William Hughes Well, ya had the cats fooled. - Rita Smith What do you mean "get a life"? This *IS* my life!! - BC Wig? No one wore a wig. Who was wearing a wig? - Zorch Wimp. It's -13 C here. :) - Dan Deyo Yep -- what size disks do you use? - William Hughes