Original Message Date: 24 Jan 92 11:36:56 From: William James Cuffe To: All Subj: Top Ten List... You know them, you love them, you just can't live without them -- THE FABULOUS BORG! Straight from the Starfleet Command Home Office in San Francisco, California, here are the top ten reasons to BE A BORG!: TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A BORG... ----------------------------------------------------------------- 10. Five year rust protection warranty 9. That fraternity-like brotherhood of the Borg 8. You can now tap a keg by simply extending your arm 7. Great night vision with that handy red laser 6. Home dental work now a breeze 5. Nasty morning breath no longer a problem 4. Easier to get that handicap parking space at the mall with that bulky machinery dangling from your torso 3. Spiffy swiss army knife where that clumsy left thumb used to be 2. Internal circuitry picks up all those great AM and FM oldies stations ...and now, the number one reason for being a Borg: 1. Plenty of great real estate opportunities! ... "Criminal Lawyer", a redundancy --- Blue Wave/Max v2.05 [NR] * Origin: HST/DS/v32bis 713-589-0308 (1:106/500.0)